To the commuters

To that stupid guy who hugged the pole while my hand was reaching to it for support,

And to wrap around the pole while reading a book,

May you never get a chance to grab a pole in the train,

So that you fall flat on your face and get a huge red mark.

To the stupid man who opened his legs so big that it crossed to my seat,

I had the urge to kick you in the middle,

Until you yowl like a werewolf and sputtered vulgarities.

To these stupid idiotic commuters, learn some train etiquette.

You can make public transport rides a much better experience.

But with you morons around, it's gonna stay the state it is,

Horrible even though the trains are clean.

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